Bono's Wife

December 18, 2011
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Bono is so scrumptious
His wife is so presumptuous
To take for granted his attention
That's the cause of my apprehension

If only she weren't so pretty and kind!
Then I might get her off his mind!
She doesn't appreciate his love
I want to give her a hearty shove!

'Tis him I wish to devour
I think of him every hour
If only she would disappear!
A song for ME would be nice to hear!

If his attraction to her was something he could repress
I wouldn't mind being an adulteress.

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Sarakins said...
Jan. 4, 2012 at 12:21 am
Bono is so i wuv u and ur way with words :)
swifthearth said...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 10:47 am
Ones again, I was blown away by your word choice. Keep up the good work
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