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Bono's Wife
December 18, 2011
Bono is so scrumptious
His wife is so presumptuous
To take for granted his attention
That's the cause of my apprehension
If only she weren't so pretty and kind!
Then I might get her off his mind!
She doesn't appreciate his love
I want to give her a hearty shove!
'Tis him I wish to devour
I think of him every hour
If only she would disappear!
A song for ME would be nice to hear!
If his attraction to her was something he could repress
I wouldn't mind being an adulteress.
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swiftheart GOLD said...
on Jan. 2 2012 at 10:47 am
Ones again, I was blown away by your word choice. Keep up the good work
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