Dearest Bono

December 18, 2011
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Some people tend to think I'm insane
They've obviously never experienced the pain
Of adoring a man married for thirty-two years
When he sings for his wife I cover my ears

Every time I see his delicious nose
My obsession and infatuation grows
Erika is fascinated by his chest hair
I'd be so miserable is his chest was bare

Some people are nervous and concerned
I cannot wait till his wife is burned
You can't deny that he's very yummy
I really want him in my tummy

But, of course, I can't complain
Not when his wife's about to be slain





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SwanLakeGirl11235 said...
Jan. 29, 2012 at 8:17 pm
You are too cool! :)
 
TawnyNerd1995 said...
Jan. 1, 2012 at 10:47 am
OMG GIRL I LOVE THIS: EXCELLENT JOB
 
swifthearth replied...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 10:54 am
I agree with you
 
josika said...
Dec. 31, 2011 at 11:22 am
hey! awesome poem!
 
josika replied...
Dec. 31, 2011 at 11:24 am
my favorite lines:"Of adoring a man married for thirty-two years When he sings for his wife I cover my ears"
 
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