Dearest Bono

December 18, 2011
By U2_Fanatic GOLD, Westbury, Other
U2_Fanatic GOLD, Westbury, Other
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Some people tend to think I'm insane
They've obviously never experienced the pain
Of adoring a man married for thirty-two years
When he sings for his wife I cover my ears

Every time I see his delicious nose
My obsession and infatuation grows
Erika is fascinated by his chest hair
I'd be so miserable is his chest was bare

Some people are nervous and concerned
I cannot wait till his wife is burned
You can't deny that he's very yummy
I really want him in my tummy

But, of course, I can't complain
Not when his wife's about to be slain

The author's comments:
I kind of have this Thing for Bono.

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Perdita BRONZE said...
on Jan. 29 2012 at 8:17 pm
Perdita BRONZE, Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin
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Favorite Quote:
"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have dine fir others and the world remains and is immortal."

~ Albert Pike

You are too cool! :)

on Jan. 2 2012 at 10:54 am
swiftheart GOLD, Houston, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"If someone were to pay you 10 cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect 5 cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?"

I agree with you

on Jan. 1 2012 at 10:47 am
TawnyNerd1995 SILVER, Unit 15584, Other
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Favorite Quote:
"Words are just emotion, cut into little pieces." -ECW

OMG GIRL I LOVE THIS: EXCELLENT JOB

butterfly123 said...
on Dec. 31 2011 at 11:24 am
butterfly123, Banglore, Other
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my favorite lines:"Of adoring a man married for thirty-two years When he sings for his wife I cover my ears"

butterfly123 said...
on Dec. 31 2011 at 11:22 am
butterfly123, Banglore, Other
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hey! awesome poem!


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