Never Have I Ever

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Never have I ever dated for more than a year
Never have I ever drank a whole keg of beer
Never have I ever been stopped by the police
Never have I ever ate a slice of cold cheese
Never have I ever solved a puzzle by myslef
Never have I ever read ever book on my shelf
Never have I ever spun a bottle with a friend
Never have I ever watched a movie till the end
Never have I ever put a penny down the well
Never have I ever seen my skin turn really pale
Never have I ever seen the finish from the start
Never have I ever put a women over my art
Never have I ever gotten into a fair fight
Never have I ever really like my height
Never have I ever ran around the house nude
Never have I ever tried to kiss another dude
Never have I ever wished upon that star
Never have I ever stuck my head out the car
Never have I ever embarrassed myself on stage
Never have I ever wished to turn the page
Never have I ever been able to tell if I'm swell or If I'm just faking very well
Never have I ever cheated on a chick
But if you asked me if I lied through these lines I'd probably plead the fifth





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