How frustratingly fecund they are,
Those who, in life, are under par.
The ratio of git to wit
Is sadly broad, I must admit.
This gap grows greater every day,
For the stupid always find a way
To sit at home and watch TV,
Sucking off of you and me.
Sequestered in their domiciles,
Washington they do beguile.
And when the welfare check comes late,
These brainless little reprobates
Have the gall to squirm and swear
And with vitriol to cry “Not fair!”
Those who, in life, are under par.
The ratio of git to wit
Is sadly broad, I must admit.
This gap grows greater every day,
For the stupid always find a way
To sit at home and watch TV,
Sucking off of you and me.
Sequestered in their domiciles,
Washington they do beguile.
And when the welfare check comes late,
These brainless little reprobates
Have the gall to squirm and swear
And with vitriol to cry “Not fair!”

JusticeLiberty

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