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Attack of the Vegetables

May 31, 2008
By Anonymous

Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots!
Poked by the beans,
And screamed at by salad!
Poisoned by cabbage.
And pinched by the peas!
Tripped by the spinach,
And peppered with seeds!
Hair pulled by parsnip,
And bruised by tomato!
Glared at by swede,
Battered by beet root,
That pinch, punch and poke!
Slapped by the onions,
And Arti, who chokes!


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