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If I were a Wookie
If I were a Wookie
I'd be named Pookie.
I'd fire all my arrows,
At the intruding foes.
I would call to all my Wookie friends,
So we could begin our Yoga bends.
When the day is done,
And we've had our fun
We will all sit around the campfire,
And discover all the Wookie liars.
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