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I forgot to tell you
I forgot to tell you,
Before I stormed out;
I left the washer on
Ran your whites with the reds.
I really am sorry
To your socks that is,
They weren’t the ones that cheated.
Enjoy the pink, it’s very manly.
It’ll match your other girlfriend’s underwear.
I forgot to tell you,
I scratched your car.
Those lines on the side
Spell a mean word.
That nail in your tire
Oh yes it went flat.
I hope it was an inconvenience.
I forgot to tell you,
I took your clubs.
The girls are golfing
And I thought I’d join.
Don’t expect them back
I need a Father’s Day gift.
I forgot to tell you,
I didn’t pay the rent.
Tony came to get it
But I said you refused.
That pesky pipe that keeps leaking
Was the perfect excuse to use.
Thank you for not fixing it.
I forgot to tell you,
If he comes to collect
Expect to pay more
Or he’ll break your scrawny legs.
I forgot to tell you,
This is goodbye.
I hope I left my mark
Maybe you’ll never cheat again.
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