I'll help disprove your faith in humanity
But I'll lure you in with my charm
Just a little piece of candy coated misery

I'll play with your agony
Like a cat with yarn
I'll help disprove your faith in humanity

I've gone through history
Without alarm
Just a little piece of candy coated misery

I'll say I'll give you vanity
But take both legs and an arm
I'll help disprove your faith in humanity

I'll keep my intentions a mystery
You'll never suspect any harm
Just a little piece of candy coated misery

When I'm done you'll have lost all sanity
Counting the marbles left in the jar
I'll help disprove your faith in humanity
Just a little piece of candy coated misery