I love this teacher; he's the best

I like his teaching; he really cares

His methods are great; he tries his hardest,

Does he have a Ph.D.? So intelligent,

What a car! I wish I was him.

No homework, not many tests,

his quizzes are easy; this class is a breeze!

His jokes are funny, his expression kind.

He's so sensitive. I hope to have him next year.



"All right, guys,

homework is on page 65,

test tomorrow."



I hate this teacher; he's not too good,

His teaching stinks; he doesn't care,

I don't understand his methods; he should try harder,

Did he go to college? I doubt it.

Does he have a car? I'm glad I'm not him!

So much homework, tests every day,

surprise quizzes; should I drop this class?

His jokes stink; he's so mean,

He should learn to care, I hope he's fired!