I was rollin down I-5
Seein brothas on the high dive
Others chillin out relaxin wit dey fine wives
I had a case of the munchies
Just tried eatin mac and cheese
But that just didn’t please
My stomach, had to have a burger
Had to look no further
Than ol Mickey d’s
Ordered a number three wit cheese
And ketchup only
And when they called me up
Some punk stood up
Like he was called up
Took my double quarter pounder
The cashier he hound her
I said hey that ain’t cool
You know the rule
That’s my hamburger fool

You know once you steal from lumberjak
Boy you better watch yo back
Cuz he won’t rest until he crack
Yo skull

You know once you steal from lumberjak
Boy you better watch yo back
Cuz he won’t rest until he crack
Yo skull

He ran outta there like a bat outta hell yo
His legs were just like jello
His homeboys say that he is yellow
I roll up to his crib all calm and mellow
I knock on his door out came this fellow
He said get out of here or I’ll ring yo bell yo
Just bout then my posse comes round and
That burger stealer knows he’s gunna git pounded
Waterboarding makes a brotha feel drownded
Charlee was the only Asian in my crew
Just as good he knew kung fu
When he rolled up he knew what to do
He kicked that chump and that chump flew
Charlee took that boy to school
Karate-chopped him into the pool
And like he always does, like a rule
Cut off his toe with a power tool
And I told him that’s my hamburger fool

You know once you steal from lumberjak
Boy you better watch yo back
Cuz he won’t rest until he crack
Yo skull

You know once you steal from lumberjak
Boy you better watch yo back
Cuz he won’t rest until he crack
Yo skull