Total Expectation

August 12, 2009
By LisaT BRONZE, Parkforest, Illinois
LisaT BRONZE, Parkforest, Illinois
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Based on a 2,000 luxury diet
we went over by about 100 expectations
Well they say too much of a gud thing is bad
but the life line we had just went straight
What a way to cut to the chase and burn the fat of intamacy
cause somewhere along the line we became OBESE with misconnections
Overweight with misconceptions
and now we're in head over heals with WeightLovers?!
cause neither one of us is watching the weight on our backs
we're to intent on droppin 89% of this guilt
and struggle to hold on to whatever happiness is left
serving size: 1 ounce of love
servings per container: 0
cuz u package it so well
but u cant back it up with the real thing
i wish somebody would have warned me before i ate for comfort or just because it was there
something simple would have been sufficient
something straightforward like...
WARNING!: THIS PERSON CONTAINS TEMPER TANTRUMS, FLIRTATIOUS HABBITS, CONTROL FEVER, PARANOIA, NO MONEY, N MAY OCCATIONALLY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD.
but we're not done until we reach the experation date...
or until somebody runs out

The author's comments:
This piece was inspired by the back of an apple pie box! lol its metaphor is the Total Nutrition Facts! Enjoy!!!

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