A hot summer night,
The house quiet and still.
We are about to start trouble,
Oh what a thrill.
It will be a late night,
Oh so much fun.
Out just driving around,
There’s still some toilet papering to be done.
We watch for the police,
Because it is against the law.
Who cares! We are sneaky and will make sure no one saw.
It is starting to rain,
There is water all around.
We need to get going,
There is a party to be found.
We finish our job and run away screaming,
I’m sure these mad parents will wish they were dreaming.
We are dangerous, crazy and all about fun,
But at the end of the day, you’ll love us and know we’re number one.