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Politics
May 31, 2009
“Oh no,” says she,
“He’s far too plain.”
“He won’t get votes; no way he wins!”
“Not one,” said he, just to agree,
“And if to you, it’s all the same,”
“I’ll vote for one with smaller shins.”
“They’re much too large to comfort me.”
“That Republican, his claim to fame,”
They say, “Is all because he doles out grins,”
“But we won’t vote for him, not we!”
Yet says another, “The other’s fat,”
“So I won’t be voting for the democrat!”
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