I expect to receive a good grade, such as an A-plus, on this extensively detailed paper because I usually do on assignments like this, but I hate writing so I'm going to get this over with.
Although I am an average, brown-haired (highlighted by the sun), brown-eyed (with hints of green), 3/8 Greek teenager, my list of dislikes stretches long. I don't like male chauvinists, mushrooms, unabridged Jules Verne, American football, Communism, or Greek orthodox weddings and funerals.
I particularly enjoy dogs playing in the grass, chubby cats, Ghanian grasscutter, watching old movies, reading in comfy chairs, spanakopita, Spanish lollipops, specific teachers and multicolored shoes. I enjoy books by Laurie Halse Anderson, Sharon Draper, Lauren Mass, and Michael Grant, of juggling, pink apples, if ripe, Converse high tops, miniature Mentos, getting good grades and Sharpies.
I believe that sexism in athletics is a prevalent issue in modern societies. I like the Tomato Head, Downtown West theatre, parks, fried chicken, southern stereotypes, the Cupcakery, Dolly Parton, southern belles, the Smokey Mountains, and Nama.
I am not a fan of close-minded p, of bacon, blenders with dull blades, burning trash, barf, bling, birthdays near holidays, burnt toast, being late, bees, boogers, Bollywood movies, birch trees, bridges that are unstable, or Bush junior.
I favor environmental rights, clean energy, parts of ObamaCare, keeping the drinking age at 21, gay rights, women's rights, and equal education for all.
I am tired of hearing about Mitt Romney, Lance Armstrong's dope, of Jerry Sandusky, the Twilight saga, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, Facebook drama, One Direction, of the Hunger Games, the Republican convention, and the senator who makes up stuff about rape. People should be more focused on important things, like hurricane Isaac, or the war in Syria. Not that social networking is bad, but people shouldn't put the whole life on the internet and focus only on it.
Now you know many things about me, more than most people, so I think it's time to conclude this paper, but just so you know, I'm sick of hearing chauvinistic boys make insulting comments. There's nothing wrong with girls, the guys are just jealous because girls are smarter and better in many ways.
Although I am an average, brown-haired (highlighted by the sun), brown-eyed (with hints of green), 3/8 Greek teenager, my list of dislikes stretches long. I don't like male chauvinists, mushrooms, unabridged Jules Verne, American football, Communism, or Greek orthodox weddings and funerals.
I particularly enjoy dogs playing in the grass, chubby cats, Ghanian grasscutter, watching old movies, reading in comfy chairs, spanakopita, Spanish lollipops, specific teachers and multicolored shoes. I enjoy books by Laurie Halse Anderson, Sharon Draper, Lauren Mass, and Michael Grant, of juggling, pink apples, if ripe, Converse high tops, miniature Mentos, getting good grades and Sharpies.
I believe that sexism in athletics is a prevalent issue in modern societies. I like the Tomato Head, Downtown West theatre, parks, fried chicken, southern stereotypes, the Cupcakery, Dolly Parton, southern belles, the Smokey Mountains, and Nama.
I am not a fan of close-minded p, of bacon, blenders with dull blades, burning trash, barf, bling, birthdays near holidays, burnt toast, being late, bees, boogers, Bollywood movies, birch trees, bridges that are unstable, or Bush junior.
I favor environmental rights, clean energy, parts of ObamaCare, keeping the drinking age at 21, gay rights, women's rights, and equal education for all.
I am tired of hearing about Mitt Romney, Lance Armstrong's dope, of Jerry Sandusky, the Twilight saga, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, Facebook drama, One Direction, of the Hunger Games, the Republican convention, and the senator who makes up stuff about rape. People should be more focused on important things, like hurricane Isaac, or the war in Syria. Not that social networking is bad, but people shouldn't put the whole life on the internet and focus only on it.
Now you know many things about me, more than most people, so I think it's time to conclude this paper, but just so you know, I'm sick of hearing chauvinistic boys make insulting comments. There's nothing wrong with girls, the guys are just jealous because girls are smarter and better in many ways.
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