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The Roast of Henry Clay

May 3, 2017
By Samlap25 BRONZE, Mount Airy, Maryland
Samlap25 BRONZE, Mount Airy, Maryland
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Henry Clay you failed individual, It takes skill for someone to fail like you. The great compromise of 1850, more like the great failure of 1850. No one wanted to vote for you in 1824, 1832, and also another one 1844. But oh wait you got the nomination in 1840 and 1844 and still took a fat L. In 1825, you had to give all your supporters away just to get a seat in the cabinet. You thought no one knew your plans with adams till you saw “The Corrupt Bargain” on the front page of the post. Andrew Jackson has your name and wants his revenge. Henry Clay you failed individual, It takes skill for someone to fail like you. You took so many L’s running for office you might as well be the Buffalo Bills of presidential candidates. Henry Clay I don't know which is bigger your forehead or the amount of people that despised you including myself. (Mic Drop)



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