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How to be a Teenager
So you have finally turned 13! Now to be that annoying moody teenager. Follow these steps to be the best teenager possible:
Keep up with social media - make sure to be on your phone 24/7, especially at the dinner table. Parents LOVE that.
Have parties ALL THE TIME - the perfect opportunity is when your parents are going out of town, make sure to throw the loudest most obnoxious party so the neighbors can’t sleep.
Never clean your room - keep throwing clothes around and keep everything until your room looks like an episode of Hoarders.
Invite your boyfriend/girlfriend over constantly - even when your parents tell you not to, go ahead and do it anyway, even if you have to sneak him in.
Lock yourself in your room and don’t talk to anyone - If they don’t have instagram and twitter, avoid talking to them at all costs.
Just look at my Instagram for more tips on how to be a teenager!
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Since I just turned 13, I wanted to make an informative satire about teenagers. It shows what teenagers like to do, not really being serious though. Just something funny I wanted to try out!