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buggy1994 posted this thread...
Jun. 19, 2009 at 11:09 pm

what color does a smerf turn when you choke it?

why is there brail on drive through ATMs?

we say we are here to help others. what are others here for?

if its illeagle to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

what treatment woud you seek if you were addicted to tharapy?

why are boxing rings square shaped?

if 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' then is 'progress' the oppisite of 'congress'?

do bald men wash there head with shampoo or soap?

why are obituaries found in the 'living' section of the newspaper?

if tin whistels are made out of tin then what are foghorns made out of?

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Annie replied...
Jul. 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm

What shape is Kind Arthur's round table?

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JubilexThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jul. 8, 2009 at 12:29 am

What does Geranamo say when he jumps out of an aeroplane?

Why is produce delivered by car called "shipment" and produce delivered by ship called "cargo"?

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thats_not_funny replied...
Jul. 8, 2009 at 6:56 pm

haha, I have asked the Great ATM Question many, many times. Much to the annoyance of my family.

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PaloVerde1 replied...
Jul. 10, 2009 at 9:43 pm

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

What do batteries run on?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do penguins wear for play clothes?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What do you call male ballerinas?

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?


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JubilexThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Aug. 1, 2009 at 1:44 am

- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

- Why is abbreviated such a long word?

- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- What's another word for thesaurus?

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sunnyhunny replied...
Apr. 28, 2010 at 11:08 am

Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but chain their pens to the counter?  

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Kathryn T. replied...
May 4, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Is Pikachu real?

Why are hamburgers made out of beef?

Why are hot dogs made out of everything but dog?

Why do we call cheese made in America American Cheese and cheese made in France brie? Why isn't it French Cheese?

Why are roses called the most beautiful flower if they make you bleed and suffer?

Why is it called rush hour during traffic when NOTHING HAPPENS??????

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silence. replied...
May 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Why are cellphones called cellphones when they are bigger than a cell?

Were sunglasses orginally meant for the sun to wear?

Why was the boston massacre called a massacre when only 6 people died?

Why wasn't America named after Chistopher Columbus when he was the one who discovered it?

 

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Forgotten replied...
May 17, 2010 at 6:05 pm

is the milk supposed to go first? or the cereal?

why isn't the sky black?

why does something suspicious smell fishy?

why doesn't the mouse ever get a chance to eat the cat?

why not breath through your mouth all of the time?

why is there so much water, but so little land on Earth?

what's the actual age that society considers you an "adult"?

how will patting your head and rubbing your stomach help me in my academics?

why does the sky have to be the limit when you have space, other planets, and other galaxies to explore?

so.... the chicken came first?

 

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Jun. 2, 2010 at 7:27 am

dang. jubilex took mine. lolz.

 

great minds think alike.

 

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Jun. 2, 2010 at 7:28 am

if a person only has one eye, are they blinking or winking?  

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ShelbyLalaThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Dec. 19, 2012 at 8:47 am

Silence
 
 
 
America was named after this guy named Amerigo because he discovered America. They'd already named the continent after him when they'd realized their mistake.
 
They didn't know that Columbus had discovered it first

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ZephyrPunk replied...
Jan. 7, 2013 at 3:08 pm

What do you mean I'm a smartazz? 
Why do people call Chloride Chlorine? Don't they know they would be dead if they swam in a pool full of Chlorine? (Dead Pool Party is MY band name btw I CALLED it)
 

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