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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

MckayThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. posted this thread...
May 2, 2013 at 8:08 pm

I know you know some cheesy pick up lines. Have they ever work on you or for you? No limits here. Let's see who can come up with the best. 

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May 2, 2013 at 8:16 pm

You owe me a drink, because when I saw you, I dropped mine. ;3 

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zombieslayer22 replied...
May 3, 2013 at 3:36 pm

did you just fart cause you blew me away xD

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zombieslayer22 replied...
May 3, 2013 at 3:38 pm

Do you have a library card cause im checking you out

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zombieslayer22 replied...
May 3, 2013 at 3:41 pm

Do you have have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart
Iknow a bunch of them my friend tells me some everyday just to be dumb

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May 3, 2013 at 3:55 pm

*reaches arm around girl grabs shirt tag* "aww made in heaven!"
 
-PB;)

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MckayThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 3, 2013 at 5:17 pm

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

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MckayThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 3, 2013 at 5:18 pm

Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

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MckayThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 3, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?

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MckayThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 6, 2013 at 2:26 pm

what's your sign? *Stupidest pick up line evah*

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zombieslayer22 replied...
May 6, 2013 at 3:50 pm

did it hurt when you fell out of hell?

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Quantum1.0This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 6, 2013 at 4:39 pm

Nerd pick up line - I'll explain if I need to:
 
If I could be a protein, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your jeans (genes).

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MckayThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 6, 2013 at 5:55 pm

quantom, that is nerdy; nonetheless amusing.

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7Tamara replied...
May 20, 2013 at 4:20 pm

if i can change the alphabet i'd put u and i together.
did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
i wish i was your calc homework...because id be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

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Run2Liv3 replied...
May 20, 2013 at 4:24 pm

if i recieved a nickel every time i saw someone as beautiful as you, i'd have 5 cents.

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Run2Liv3 replied...
May 20, 2013 at 4:26 pm

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

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7Tamara replied...
May 20, 2013 at 4:30 pm

-did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
-dont walk into that building, the sprinklers might go off
-do you know karate because your body is kickin'
-hey i lost my number, can i have yours?

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zander101 replied...
May 23, 2013 at 11:28 am

*girl walkes up and sais "whats up"*
i say, the judges ten sign when your around.
 

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Quantum1.0This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 23, 2013 at 11:28 pm

Another nerdy one (calculus related):
-If you were a function I'd be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
 

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zander101 replied...
May 24, 2013 at 2:14 pm

hahaha i got that one.
heres one you have to naturaly wierd to laugh at
Guy walks up to girl, says " do you have Jesus in your heart"? girl says " why, yes i do why do you ask?" guy says, you think he would let me room with Him for the rest of our lives?

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