I know you know some cheesy pick up lines. Have they ever work on you or for you? No limits here. Let's see who can come up with the best.
You owe me a drink, because when I saw you, I dropped mine. ;3
did you just fart cause you blew me away xD
Do you have a library card cause im checking you out
Do you have have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart
Iknow a bunch of them my friend tells me some everyday just to be dumb
*reaches arm around girl grabs shirt tag* "aww made in heaven!"
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
what's your sign? *Stupidest pick up line evah*
did it hurt when you fell out of hell?
Nerd pick up line - I'll explain if I need to:
If I could be a protein, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your jeans (genes).
quantom, that is nerdy; nonetheless amusing.
if i can change the alphabet i'd put u and i together.
did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
i wish i was your calc homework...because id be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
if i recieved a nickel every time i saw someone as beautiful as you, i'd have 5 cents.
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
-did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
-dont walk into that building, the sprinklers might go off
-do you know karate because your body is kickin'
-hey i lost my number, can i have yours?
*girl walkes up and sais "whats up"*
i say, the judges ten sign when your around.
Another nerdy one (calculus related):
-If you were a function I'd be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
hahaha i got that one.
heres one you have to naturaly wierd to laugh at
Guy walks up to girl, says " do you have Jesus in your heart"? girl says " why, yes i do why do you ask?" guy says, you think he would let me room with Him for the rest of our lives?