don't say you weren't warned, because here is my forwarning: as anyone who knows me knows, my theories tend to go on and on, and usually don't make sense.
Now, if your still reading, that either means my warning skills need some sharpening, or you, like me, believe in things that make no sense.
So go ahead. Read. Enjooooooooooy (insert creepy voice). Bwahahaha.
Eggs are a lot like people. Raw and delicate from the start with just a tiny shell- the womb- to protect us. And then the shell is cracked and we’re born. We’re soft and mushy now, but with no time to prepare, we are thrown onto the Frying Pan of Life, where we start Scrambling for survival. Sometimes things are hard, but in every situation, we need to place the Sunny side up, and be optimistic.
But every life is different. Most of us are put on a regular flame, where we live and learn, mature, eventually we grow up, and suddenly we’re a whole different substance. The world is out to devour us. Dot dot dot. But there are some of us who live delicate pampered lives, on a low low flame. It takes a very long time to grow up… It takes a lot more time then medium average for the low-flamed people to realize that they’re no different from everyone else- and the cruel earth will gobble them eventually.
And then there’s the ones put on a high flame. It’s sad, but from a very young age, they are forced to grow up, although not really ready. So on the exterior, they’re adults, fully grown and hard, but inside, under the stiff exterior they were forced to create, it’s still soft, and they are still not ready to be eaten alive.
That is my theory. Read it or weep.
ooookay, in reflection, this is cheesier then i thought.
well, cheese goes great with eggs.
oh sh*#, what a great way to make a lame post even lamer.
please just erase this from your memory forever. (specifically that last, um, LOLer...)
I almost choked on my own laughter just now, and that was just by seein the thread title. I have to say I didn't read all of this--couldn't see beyond the tears! XD oh my... Lol. Thanks for the laugh, it's greatly appreciated.
Yeah, this is cool. I almost took it seriously until you mentioned cheese...XD made my day, we need more random stuff like tis on TI
This is hilarious. Loved it. Thanks for the laugh, TI definitely needs more stuff like this. *more applause*
why thank you :)
This makes perfect sense... to me anyway :)
Yup, and some people are cracked!
ha i should've added that
Wow, and I thought I was random... Wow it acutally makes sense! At least to me
haha so cute!!
Loved it funny and cute *big applause its awsome and does make sense in weird way :D