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Jan. 14 at 12:08 pm
Pedobear appeared and chased the boy and butterfly
Jan. 14 at 7:24 pm
Pedobear yelled out loud "I'm gonna r.ape you!?"
Jan. 15 at 5:37 pm
The butterfly glared at the pedobear, flying upwards so he couldn't reach. "Hey, kid. Spam him."
The boy grinned and pulled a couple cans of Spam from his backpack.
Jan. 15 at 9:36 pm
He put the spam in the slingshot, slowly pulled it back, and then released the flying spam, hitting the pedobear square in the face.
Jan. 15 at 9:59 pm
Pedobear ate it. "Come here lil boy. Don't worry, I wont hurt you, much."
Jan. 16 at 9:48 am
and jumps up to grab the boy, but falls on his a.ss. the boy and the butterfly
Jan. 16 at 11:49 am
were dumb. Pedobear got up and tackld da kid.
"Time for da big ra.pe!"
Jan. 16 at 7:36 pm
((1: In case you hadn't noticed, they are FLYING in the AIR out of reach. Tackling is impossible.
2: I don't think that this is appropriate for this site.))
Jan. 16 at 9:00 pm
((Thank you Aeliss. My thoughts exactly. I wrote the spam-slinshot thing to try and get OFF the Pedobear topic.))
Jan. 17 at 9:35 am
but instead the butterfly comes to the rescue and both the boy and the butterfly together takle the pedobear and fly away to safety!
Jan. 20 at 2:29 pm
But they unfortunatly fly straight into a black hole, which sends them flying back toward a.....
Jan. 21 at 1:14 am
Alternate universe where a man flies around in a blue box and saves everyone all the time and the people are all
Jan. 21 at 10:12 am
obsessed with power tools, tape, and aliens. Then the yellow butterfly says to the boy...
Jan. 21 at 6:21 pm
"Look! It's the Power Tool planet!"
Then they built a spaceship and
((Well hello there Aoide!))
Jan. 21 at 9:56 pm
Pedobear rose from the grave and hopped into his convertable. "I'm gonna ra.pe y'all, one way or anotha!"
Jan. 21 at 10:33 pm
flew to a different planet, one where everyone made everything with Duct tape. On Duct Tape Planet, no one had ever made a space ship yet, because you can't make a space ship out of Duct tape. So, when the natives
Jan. 22 at 9:42 pm
Pedobear flew to da land of da tape. "I'm gonna get ya!"
Jan. 22 at 11:01 pm
Suddenly the great and poweful Ghostly Ninja appeared and sliced off Pedo Bear's head with a sledge hammer."Are you okay"He asked the boy and the butterfly.
