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Aug. 18, 2013 at 2:21 pm

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Aug. 21, 2013 at 5:33 pm

Person I don't know: *drives car by me and brother #4*
 
Me: *without thinking about it at all, makes weird face*
 
Person in car: *starts laughing her head off*
 
Me: *realizes I just made weird face at her* I just made a weird face at that person. I don't even know her.
 
Brother #4: I accidentally did the Vulcan Salute.

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Aug. 21, 2013 at 5:36 pm

Me and Brother #4: *asking a neighbor if he's seen our missing cat*
 
Neighbor: *walks right into stream or spinning sprinkler* Problem is, there are a lot of coyotes around here. That's why we don't get cats anymore. They all get eaten.
 
Sprinkler: *squirts me directly in the ear*
 
Me: *reflexively giggles, because water in your ear tickles*
 
Great timing...

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Get_Sherlock replied...
Oct. 3, 2013 at 8:32 pm

I was about to watch a disc of a show called IT Crowd. The menu looked like a video game, so I turned the remote sideways and pretended to play 'the game'.
 
Cousin: *walks in room* ...Dude, what are you doing?
 
Me: *Turns to face cousin*...Uh...
 
*cousin plops next to me, grabs home phone, and turns it sideways*
 
Cousin: I'm the ginger, and you're the cop.
 
Me: Um, okay.
 
Played for half and hour. I won EVERY time :3

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Get_Sherlock replied...
Oct. 6, 2013 at 10:53 pm

You get up to Richmond? "An ill wind is blowing..." XD Love that show.
 
 
So, my mother's tales from working in a Psych ward.
 
Mom: *Driving in nearby county, all cheery and singing along to the radio.*
 
Mom: You see that bridge?
 
Me: Yeah, why?
 
Mom: Well, before you were born, the police thought they found me dead there.
 
Me: WHAAAAT??!!!
 
Mom: Calm down, it's not like it was me. You wouldn't be here and all. I shall tell you the tale of the (place family name here) murder gang.
 
Me: *Thinking silently.* Here we go, family story time. *Aloud* So, what happened?
 
Mom: I drove home from work and your cousin (place name here) came running up to me with tears running down her face. Apparently the dead girl looked exactly like me. Plus, there was the whole I-drove-them-back-and-forth-from-therapy thing, so they thought those inb.red hicks overpowered me.
 
Me: It seems they didn't.
 
Mom: No, they liked me. Their kids sat in the back and would whisper and giggle all creepy like. When I'd ask what was so funny, they'd whisper and giggle more. I told my boss, who thought I was being paranoid. After therapy with them, I didn't have to drive them after that. They freaked out even him.
 
Me: I do so love our cheerful conversations, Mother Dear. They the ones who supposedly had dead children on display in glass coffins?
 
Mom: No, that was an elderly widow.
 
Me: Well, didn't some guy say he was Jesus?
 
Mom: Yeah, he did. He was perfectly nice.
 
Me: No, not an odd conversation at all.

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OceanStorm replied...
Oct. 13, 2013 at 4:22 pm

*In Quantitative Chemistry class*
Random girl: What's a photon?
Random guy: *yelling* A FAKE PROTON!
Teacher: *dies of laughter*
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*Still in quan chem*
Me and my friend: *doing lab where we had to find the pattern on the inside of a plastic container by tilting it so that the metal ball on the inside would roll around the edges*
Me: Okay, that's three guesses.  We're supposed to open it now.
Friend: Okaaaaay...  *Opens it*
Metal ball: *flies out of the container, rolls across the bench and down the sink*
Me and my friend: *slow head turn to each other with look of horror* *Walk of shame to teacher's desk*
Me: Um, Mrs. Miller?  When we opened the container, the ball fell out and went down the sink.
*awkward pause*
Teacher: *starts laughing* If it was any other group, I'd be mad, but with you guys I think it's hilarious.
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Friend: Mrs. Green was talking about your totally boss narrative poem reading today.
Me: Good to know I'm remembered.

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Oct. 14, 2013 at 7:02 pm

Omg thats what my family is like lol. Please check out and comment my work thank you don't have to though.

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