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Yesterday, at lunch with my father and brother, celebrating my birthday.
Me: I've just been playing Dark Souls.
Brother: Oh, right. Hey, there's a game where you steal people's souls.
Me: You don't steal people's souls...You just take them... -_-''
Brother: Yeah, in self-defense, right?
Me: Yeah, they attacked first so I took their souls.
Brother: Because you had no other options, of course.
Father: *cracking up.*
Me: S-Shut up ._.
Mammy and I: *Watching murder mystery where murderer is crazy poisoner*
Daddy: *comes in with two glasses of wine and gives one to mammy* Goodbye
Me: *slow head turn toward him with horrified look*
Daddy: Er-- I mean "goodnight".
Mammy and I: *Look at wine, look at each other, look at tv*
Me: DON'T DRINK IT MAM!
Mammy: I'm not drinking this.
Brother #5: *looks at watch* It's 4:10.
Sister #3: *looks at her watch* 4:12.
Sister #3: I like Foobles.
Me: I said froggies.
Sister #3: Oh.
Brother #5: I'm not a pretty bird.
Brother #4 and I: *in the kitchen, making tea*
Brother #4: *dumps the rest of the sugar container into his cup* Haha, no more sugar.
Me: I wasn't going to use it.
Brother #4: Oh. I was really hoping you were going to.
Me: Speaking of which, Soy Sauce.
Brother #4: High point of everyone's day.
Me: Uh-huh. *leaves the room*
Sister #2: ...And she just leaves.
Brother #4: It's the doom of the universe, a vessel of evil.
Me: It's a mushroom.
Brother #4: We must destroy this foul thing before it destroys us.
Sister #3: *runs over* FIRE!!
Brother #4: You can't kill it with something like fire, it's-
Me: *cuts in* It has anti-inflamitory mushroom juices!
Brother #4: Good for the digestion. But it will still kill you.
Sister #3: Maybe it's just a mushroom.
Brother #4 *takes one lick* Nope, definately the doom of us all.
Me: Spud! Give me a really good word.
Brother #5: Microchiropteran.
Me: ...How do you spell that?
Brother #5: *writes it down*
*several months ago, between 3rd and 4th period in school*
Me: *leaving History room*
Marji: *walks into History room*
Me: OMG MARJIMARJIMARJIMARJI THEY STARTED FILMING SEASON THREE OF SHERLOCK!
Marji: OH MY GOSH ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Me: *actually screaming now* YES! AND IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO BE RELEASED THIS YEAR!!!
Me and Marji: *jumping up and down* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
History Teacher: *sitting at desk staring at us* Yo guys have a problem.
Me, Mom, and various siblings: *watching Sherlock*
Random Barn Swallow: *flies through the room and slams into window*
Everyone else: .........