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SuperFloreeThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:01 pm

XDD daflip man.

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Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:01 pm

(while on a walk with some of my siblings, my niece, and nephew)
 
Brother #1: *saying something about movies*
 
Me: OH MY GOSH IT'S A BEER CAN!! *dives into ditch and grabs can* YES! *pulls tab off* It's not broken!!! <3
 
Brother #1: ....*calls to someone working in a nursery ((he plant kind)* I'M NOT RELATED TO THAT PERSON!

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SuperFloreeThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:03 pm

XDD dude, how do you remember all this stuff?

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Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:06 pm

Me: *To a rabbit we just caught* Do you bunnies have little bunny families and schools and towns, and bunny societies? 
Rusty: I dunno. Maybe you should try asking them before I slice them in half and rip out their little bunny organs.
Me: o.0 ...You are so depraved...
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Me: I had a dream last night, that I had a drink with Jimi Hendrix, Clint Eastwood and Jesus. You would never believe how much Jesus got laid in college. 
Sarah: I had a dream last night that I had se.x with Drake and then I killed him. 
Random Stranger on the Bus: Sounds like you two are frustrated. 
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Rusty: *Bursting into class hysterically* Is é an deireadh ag teacht! Is é an deireadh ag teacht! (The end is coming! The end is coming!) *Knocks over desk on accident*
Me: To the hills, Rus! The hills!
Rusty: Chonaic mé an tine! Chonaic mé bás féin! (I saw the fire! I saw death himself!) *Crashes into bookshelf*
Me: You know what this means? Pray, Rusty! Pray for salvation!
Rusty: Bualadh craicinn! (*& @ %#) *Knocks over desk on purpose and stumbles out of room*
Teacher: *After minutes silence* What just happened?
 

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Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:06 pm

This kind of thing happens all the time. Believe me, I forget a LOT of it. XD

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SuperFloreeThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:08 pm

XDD dude, it happens to me all the time, but I still have to write most of it down.

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Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:09 pm

Me: *To a rabbit we just caught* Do you bunnies have little bunny families and schools and towns, and bunny societies? 


Rusty: I dunno. Maybe you should try asking them before I slice them in half and rip out their little bunny organs.


Me: o.0 ...You are so depraved...


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Me: I had a dream last night, that I had a drink with Jimi Hendrix, Clint Eastwood and Je.sus. You would never believe how much Je.sus got laid in college. 


Sarah: I had a dream last night that I had se.x with Drake and then I killed him. 


Random Stranger on the Bus: Sounds like you two are frustrated. 


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Rusty: *Bursting into class hysterically* Is é an deireadh ag teacht! Is é an deireadh ag teacht! (The end is coming! The end is coming!) *Knocks over desk on accident*


Me: To the hills, Rus! The hills!


Rusty: Chonaic mé an tine! Chonaic mé bás féin! (I saw the fire! I saw death himself!) *Crashes into bookshelf*


Me: You know what this means? Pray, Rusty! Pray for salvation!


Rusty: Bualadh craicinn! (...) *Knocks over desk on purpose and stumbles out of room*


Teacher: *After minutes silence* What just happened?


Me: Wednesday, Sir. Wednesday happened.
 

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Jan. 3, 2013 at 10:49 pm

Me: Hey! Lookit all these ants.
 
Brother #4: Uu-huh...
 
Me: You know...ants are like Na.zis.
 
Brother #4: ....
 
Me: The red ones, anyway. The black ones are just regular people. Or Germans.
 
Brother #4: That's racist.
 
Me: So I'm racist against ants?
 
Brother#4: Yes.
 
Me: ....Anyway, the red ants, they bite people for no good reason, like Na.zis. The black ones just go along their buisiness.
 
Brother #4: That doesn't even make sense.
 
Me: :( Why does know one ever understand my metaphors?



Brother #4: Because they suck. That isn't even a metaphor, it's an analogy.

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Jan. 4, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Mom: Some of the little wooden sticks are missing their cellophane.
 
((No, there really wasn't anything else there.))
 
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Brother #4: The apple juice scares me, I feel like it's going to kill me or something.
 
Me: What?
 
Brother #4: I feel like it's going to kill me.
 
Me: No, before that.
 
Brother #4: Apple juice.
 
Me: I'm quoting this on the internet, by the way.
 
Brother #4: Mmm.

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OceanStormThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 4, 2013 at 7:44 pm

I have so many quotes, many of which involve the most almighty Aoide.
Aoide: (playing video game) RIP ITS SOUL OUT! RIP ITS SOUL OUT! RIP ITS SO-- oh, um, hey mum.
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Me+ Aoide playing Zelda at 1 AM.
(Dead silence)
Me (in weird southern accent): Sittin' there howlin' like an idiot.
Aoide: Okay then I think you've had enough junk food for one night.
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Aoide: YOU HUNG UP ONE ME!!!!!!
Me: No!  I didn't!  It was my stupid face which pressed the stupid button!
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My friend Gennaro: Mrs. Salvi?  Mrs. Salvi?  Where are you, Mrs. Salvi?  Mrs. Salvi, I can smell you!
Me: That's one way to get on a teacher's good side, I guess.
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My brother: Hold my cocoa.  Christa just texted me.
Me: That's great, Char, but I'm kind of trying to climb the fense without being caught by the mall cops, if you didn't notice.
Mammy: Oh for goodness sakes, Charlie, give me the stupid cocoa.
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((this happened to my friend, not me))
(in class) Teacher: I don't feel good.  I'm gonna go puke.  I'll be right back.
(few minutes later)
Teacher: Now, where were we?
Students: O.o
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(after a marching band trip)
My friend Lexi: Why didn't you put your flute in your band cage yet?
Me: Well, you know how my cage's in the sectoion of cage's that's behind the wall?
Lexie: Yeah?
Me: I know the guys change back there.  So I asked them if any of them were changing before I went in.  They said no.  So I went back there, and they had locked Arush in a Sousaphone cage in nothing but his boxers and were taking pictures of him.
Lexie: Ahh.
(At that exact moment we hear this:)
Band Teacher: Why are you guys being so loud back he-- ARUSH!  GET OUT OF THE CAGE, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, AND GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN LEAVE!
 

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Jan. 5, 2013 at 12:15 am

Cricket (a cat): *sits on blanket, which is on my brother's computer chair*
 
Brother #4: *comes in* *theatrically yanks blanket out form under Cricket* And the cat, is still on the chair!

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OceanStormThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 6, 2013 at 8:51 pm

Me: Daddy, do you love me?
Dad: Of course I do!
Me: Forever?
Dad: Forever.
Me: Even when you're mad at me?
Dad: Even when I'm--What did you do?
Me: I spilled Roman Noodles on your laptop.
Dad: -_-
Me: Sorry.

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Jan. 7, 2013 at 3:36 pm

(Having a gun cleaning party with two friends in my room, there are a bunch of hand guns taken apart on the floor.)
Dad: *Walks by drinking from a bottle of whisky, pauses outside my room, we all freeze* You guys vigilantes or something? *Walks away*
Pat: I don't know wether to be relieved or pathetically sad.  
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(Rusty walks into my kitchen with bloody hands)
Rusty: What's red and in pain all over?
Me: *Sigh* What?
Rusty: The mailman...
Me: What did you do? 
Rusty: I thought it was a good joke...
Me: It's not a joke if you're telling the truth, we've been over this.
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(Walk inside, my dad is sitting there sprinkling salt all over the place and mumbling to himself.)
Me: Um... Whatcha doin?
Dad: Expelling evil
(Later that day, in my room with Rusty)
Dad: *Walks in, pours salt on top of Rusty's head and every corner* 
Me: Come on, dad! Go pass out somewhere you crazy bas$ard! 

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Jan. 7, 2013 at 11:48 pm

Me and Brother #4: *reading a bunch of scientific stuff on Wikipedia and debating things*
 
Me: *freezes* WAIT A MINUTE!! We're learning stuff! This is edgumucational!! :O
 
Brother #4: OY! We were just doing that! *immediately goes back to his computer* 

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nightrunner23 replied...
Jan. 8, 2013 at 4:49 pm

OMG!  So I'm sitting in church sunday morning, falling asleep when it finally starts to end, so our priest always ends with a joke, so that's where this starts.
Priest:  There was this couple who only come to church during christmas and easter.  The preist approached them about this, asking why.  The man responded, "Well, sir, we do follow the ten commandments, I follow four and my wife follows six."
*Dead Silence*
Chorus director: Our recessional today will be Hail Holy Queen, we wil be doing six virgins.
Me:*Struggling to maintain a straight face as my best friend and I lock eyes across the room*
CD: Verses, excuse me.
My Sister: You know the virgin Mary?
Me: Yes.
Sis: She ain't a virgin anymore.
*break into fit of silent giggles*

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nightrunner23 replied...
Jan. 8, 2013 at 4:57 pm

Me: Dad can I go to an over night writing convention in March?  It cost $40 and I'll pay for it myself, I'll just need a ride there and back.It is about an hour down the road
Dad: No.
Older Sis: (only a year and a half older than me ps I'm fifteen) Dad, can I go on a trip to Europe with the school and my boyfriend?  It cost around $5000 dollars, and I'll need money for food, It's a three month long trip and I'll need to be dropped off at the airport?
Dad:Okay, let me get you a credit card and I'll pay for it for you.
Me: >:(

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nightrunner23 replied...
Jan. 8, 2013 at 5:14 pm

Teacher:Lets talk about the opium wars of china
DudeInClass: Isn't opium a drug?
Techer: Yes, it's a widely used pain reliever that is very addictive, which is why there are opium wars.
DIC:Oh, I thought the were like the drug cartels in Mexico, trying to get enough to get everyone high.
Me:o.O
DIC:But they use Mexican speed balls
Teacher: What is a mexican speed ball?
DIC:Well, I can't tell you, but if you look in my locker...
Me:XD
Teacher:You know they're doing a dog search today?
DIC:o.O Can I go to my locker?

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OceanStormThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 8, 2013 at 6:21 pm

(While I'm doing biology homework)
Mam: What are you doing?
Me: Mutating chromosomes.
Mam: I'm sorry I asked.

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Jan. 8, 2013 at 6:37 pm

Me: *sigh* I need an anvil in my room.
 
Sister #3: ....We've got one in the garage.
 
Me: I also need a blowtorch.
 
Sister #3: ...Yeah, no.
 
Me: And some cone nosed pliers. And might as well throw in a jet while I'm at it.
 
Sister #3: ...Or you could just make me fudge.

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Jan. 8, 2013 at 9:54 pm

Me: I'm trying to find that video.
 
Brother #4: Huummmmmm???
 
Me: The "Duh," video.
 
Brother #4: OH, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking the the table.

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