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TeenInk "I'm a firm believer in Karma." - Emma Watson in Sofia Coppola's The Bling Ring featured at Cannes Film Festival... http://t.co/AtwVoR8xyT
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TeenInk "If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it — I might be writing in my dreams." http://t.co/0FUP7fyJcB
-_- <(Ebonface says you all taste like cinnamon)
Because Ebonface eats people. You know, probably...
Ah! I am fearful! Is cinnamon a tasteful flavor for Ebonface so that he will eat me?
-_- <(Ebonface loves cinnamon. *noms your head*)
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP EATING ME EBONFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: *Runs to kitchen and grabs meat cleaver* STAY AWAY!!!
-_- <(Ebonface is immune to meat cleavers. *noms foot*)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE MERCY ON ME EBONFACE! I AM MERELY AN INNOCENT GIRL!!!!! DDDD:
We're probably going to crash the site if we try this. :) Oozeworld- I don't want to survive, I want to live!
The one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater comes and starts noming Ebonface.
-_- <(Ebonface feels compassion for your misfortunes. *pukes up bodily parts*)
WE ARE SITE CRASHERS. Yes. That's what we will be called. Make your own t-shirt.
*Sigh Of Relief* I must now go find a doctor who is capable of fixing me with the bodily parts that Ebonface puked back up.
Haha, site crashers would be a good band name! Maybe....
Dr. Halfrood can help. He's a genius.
My sister and her band's name is Cinderella's Ashes.
That's an epic name.
Send over Dr. Halfrood. I need the best help out there possible!
Sorry, he's arguing with Paulie in a steel hallway. And wearing pink. He's not available right now.
oh come on! I need a doctor now, it's an emergency! I can't wait any longer or I'll die! Why is his arguement with Paulie got to do with my endangerment? And what does him wearing pink mean anything with it???
Well, he's way too engrossed with the argument to come right now, and his pink attire would blind you as it is so unfathomably pink.
You should throw a brick at Paulie's head so he'll forget about the arguement and then throw a bucket of blue paint at him so that he is not unfathomably pink
Mhm, good idea.
-Ten hours later-
HERE HE IS! DR. HALFROOOOOD!!!!
-_- <(Dr. Halfrood is Ebonface in disguise. KILLLL!)
