But... it's BACON.
When you said "OneMinuteApologist" I was hopeful that the h.o.mos.exual vid would be a minute... it's 1:25 hrs!!! AHHHH woman what are you trying to do to me?!? :P
The very thought of bacon makes me want to puke. I've been psychologically biased against it since childhood so literally, once I accidentally ate pork (I admit it was good till I found out it was pork) and I felt like vomitting, and I couldn't eat anything the entire day. Ewwww.
Bagpipes!!!!! hahaha :D Love it.
It's a cultural thing. Most westerners would feel the same way if they accidentally ate a bug, but there are many parts of the world where bugs are commonly eaten.
Me, I could live without bacon... but I generally dislike the taste of pork. That's just 'cause I'm weird, though.
Without Barbeque, my life wouldn't be complete. Yay for mainstream Christianity's lack of a ban on pork!
And don't even get me started on bacon . . .
ht tp://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4
“Oh yeah. I accidentally ate a real hamburger once. They'd changed the packaging so my mom had bought what she had assumed was vegetarian burgers....”
I bought a chicken sandwich once and it had bacon in it...I took a bite and gagged. Floree, it tastes horrible. I can't even eat the turkey bacon :/
By the way, I don't really eat Kosher if you consider the reason why we're supposed to in the first place. The way animals are slaughtered and treated today is hardly humane and besides, they feed them animal product. Can you believe it? They feed chickens ground up cow (and possibly chicken). How can a chicken that eats that possibly be Kosher by any stretch of the word!? I should go tell my parents I'm never eating chicken again...or any other meat that doesn't have “Kosher Slaughtering” stamped in bold letters on the label.
“Just as an interesting fact: vegetarians are proven to have a longer life expectancy.”
Hmm...I wonder what a showdown of vegetarians vs kosher would be? You know, meat does have protein in it. Just so long as the animals are raised in a healthy way and slaughtered in a painless way (something we all know they don't do). Btw, Floree (and Collin), regarding bacon/pork...did you know the pig is one of the most toxin loaded dirty animals (well farm raised and eaten anyway) on earth?
Ht tp://realtruth.o rg/articles/263-apt.html
You still wanna eat bacon?
“Seventh-day Adventists in particular (who are almost all vegetarians and follow the health laws in the Bible and counsel given by Ellen White) are considered one of the longest living groups in the world.”
Did you know that the Hunzakuts usually had a life expectancy of over a hundred? And they never got cancer to boot. Ht tp://thepdi.co m/hunza_health_secrets.htm
You should read the book: “A Word Without Cancer” by G. Edward Griffin. He uses the Hunzas as an example of a healthy society completely without cancer. Here's a cool vid: ht tp://w ww.youtube.co m/watch?v=QeYMduufa-E
But watch out...this is how the US treats the matter: htt p://ww w.youtube.co m/watch?v=WvKQrATZ6bU
Gosh, I hope I don't end up in jail O-O
Okay....that rant wasn't planned, but it was epic all the same.
*Doctorbug starts listening to Collin's vid...*
*A bit later*
That was epic, man.
*Doctorbug scrolls down the page and sees Destinee's comment*
Ahh...you already said it.
Destinee: yeah...that's what my dad said when he saw the one-minute-apologist seminars. But what am I trying to do to you? Whittle you down to dust and then when you're all worn out I'll convert you of course, whatdidya expect?
Haha. You and pigmeat. But then...I suppose the same can be said for me, only on a lesser level. I might feel awful for an hour or two.
Collin: has it ever occured to you that you might be reveling in debauchery when you say that?
Nobody seems to realize that I know where our food comes from, but I don't care o^o You guys suck. Bacon is delicious. So is gravy. I had a conversation with my pescetarian friend and I mentioned eating mashed potatoes with gravy once and she was like " gravy? do you know what's in that stuff?" and im like "of course, it's animal fat and a bunch of other junk, BUT IT TASTES GOOD SO I DON'T CARE."
As a matter of fact, during the course of my rant on food, the realization that Floree didn't care dawned on me. But having already written half of a masterpiece, I didn't have the heart to erase it so I trudged on.
Destinee & DoctorBug:
Hahaha, ya gotta bagpipes. And dat fuzzy hat. Mmhmm.
That epic moment when they turn around and start singing again . . . *Faints due to pure awesomeness*
I showed the video to my mom and her jaw literally dropped. So. Good.
loool Doc XD If food is yummy, I'll eat it as long as it doesn't kill me or make me sick ^^
Dude....bacon kills you.
I once wanted to play the bagpipes (like we all of course did). And I absolutely love Celtic music. Which of course reminds me of my Scottish and Irish heritage. Eva heard of the McGreggor Clan?
My mom actually made me do a project where I traced my ancestry all the way back to Japheth and then Noah...which I hated at the time but appreciate (somewhat) now.
Bacon does not kill you. Unless you eat it in large amounts. ... Well, any food kills you if you eat it in large amounts o^o The point is, it's not like I live on bacon. I rarely do eat bacon lol. I think my diet mainly consists of rice, broccoli, pork or beef, random leafy chinese vegetables, random other vegetables, fruit, and various junk food, usually chips. 'Course I eat more than that, but I pretty much each something in each of those categories every day. Except maybe broccoli, I just always eat all of it whenever my mum makes it =w=
Also, I don't even eat much... today I had two slices of toast (not even cuz i was hungry, it was cuz i needed to eat something with my vitamins), a medium Tim Hortons Ice Cap, and a really small bowl of fried rice (which again i didnt even eat cuz i was hungry, just cuz it tastes good lol). That was like... it. Once I went a day eating nothing until like 7pm when I got scared and ate half a bag of ketchup chips just so i wasnt anorexic for a day.
And I still stay meh chubbiful self =w= W00T.
RELIGIOUS DIET FIGHT!
Collin: They should make a rule that that song should only ever be played on bagpipes. :)
"My mom actually made me do a project where I traced my ancestry all the way back to Japheth and then Noah."
And how may I ask did you do that?
If you are concerned about animal treatment, Muslims and J.ews both have laws in their religion about how to slaughter animals more humanely. So eat halal and/or Kosher food :) (we don't eat bacon or blood either hehe XD) Ideally, at least, they should be more humane, although I don't know about how religious food companies in the US operate.
Again, mainly for theists:
lol and ya know what i ate today? Another bowl of fried rice (leftovers), a couple slices of a sausage, and an ice cream sandwich I got from church. I HAVE SUCH A HEALTHY DIET GAIS :D
Mmmmm. Blood. *Licks lips*
Try to at least survive until the book's finished, eh? ;)
No blood? No sacrificial babies? Aw you guys sure are missing out