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If You Could Be God

Breece6This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. posted this thread...
Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:33 pm

Simple, if you could be an Omnipotent God what would you do?  
 
I for one, would get bored of knowing everything and being all powerful, and would create a perfect world, then put myself it, separating myself from my knowledge and power so I can live within what is essentially heaven for eternity.
 
What would you do? 

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CollinFThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 28, 2013 at 7:43 pm

Tap Bill Maher on the shoulder and say "BOO!"

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Imaginedangerous replied...
Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:32 pm

Utterly annihilate the philosophy that morality is subjective and 'depends on the person'.
 
Then start experimenting with time travel and paradoxes. :)

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Destinee replied...
Jan. 29, 2013 at 12:25 am

Being perfect, I'd probably realise that being imperfect sucks :P so I wouldn't do Breece's thing.
 
I'd create brand new colours!! That'd be cool.
 
I'd also create vortexes in every other home and it'd be super cool cuz they'd lead to alternate realities and stuff and then life would be a billion times more complex as people meet their alter egos and stuff.
 
I'd also patch up all the problems I have with religion right now :P
 
And make Destinee go to Heaven :P 
 
Fin

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Imaginedangerous replied...
Jan. 29, 2013 at 8:17 pm

Well, life isn't nearly complex enough as it is now. :)
 
I want to add Destinee's color-making to my list.

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Breece6This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 31, 2013 at 7:12 am

Y'know, I changed my mind.  
 
If I was God I think I'd start my own sitcom called "Thank Me It's Friday!" starring me as a cynical, comically abusive deity presiding over a dysfunctional race of primates and watching as they continuously misinterpret and mistranslate my commands.  Whenever I did something really catastrophic like flooded the earth or led a small nation on a wartrack through the Middle East, I'd say, "Well thank Me it's Friday!"   
 
I think it'd be a winner :P

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Destinee replied...
Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:17 pm

I'm sure your angels would find it amusing. Cuz, you know, you'd make them :P

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Destinee replied...
Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:18 pm

Will there ever be cameos of genuinely good and kind people justifying the rest of humanity's existence?
 
Or is it supposed to be a documentary :P

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Breece6This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jan. 31, 2013 at 3:12 pm

Of course there'd be a couple good and kind people, it's just that they'd comically be punished and bear the consequences for everyone else's actions, classic "Good guys finish last" humor!  
 
So I guess that means yes, it would be a documentary.

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TeenInk.ModeratorThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Feb. 11, 2013 at 12:09 pm

As TeenInk Moderator I would make everybody reply to my posts more often.
 
I MEAN BREECE6'S POSTS *cough* ehhrm... well...
 
Also I'd make everyone laugh at the joke Breece6 made in the post above me.  It was hilarious.  
 
HAHA

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Imaginedangerous replied...
Feb. 12, 2013 at 12:03 am

Hahahahahahaha... ha... ha... um, ha...
 
(Elbows others and whispers): Okay, I think Breece needs help. He's promoted himself from moderator to god.

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TeenInk.ModeratorThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Feb. 12, 2013 at 7:07 am

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?!?!

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GryffindorThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Feb. 12, 2013 at 10:15 pm

Wait, hang on. TeenInk has Mods? I never see them, hear from them, talk to them. I have more proof that God exists than I have proof that Mods on Teen Ink exist.  
 
As for being God, I'd play Chess with Morgan Freeman.

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TeenInk.ModeratorThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Feb. 13, 2013 at 7:16 am

Gryffindor:
 
If you'll read Breece6's "TeenInkDiscussion: Holidays" thread (not the stickied one), you'll see the origin of my moderator status.  You see when Breece6's insightful incurion into the world of philosophy gained more posts than the actual moderator's thread, he ascended to a higher plain of existence and instead now works through me to deliver his words of wisdom.  
 
Also that's the point of the joke, all the mods are inactive.
 
Chess with Morgan Freeman?  You don't do that now?  Sigh, it's a shame some people can't live the kind of transcendential life that Breece6 does, he plays Chess with Morgan Freeman constantly, via a combination of immortality, the ability to split himself into multiple persons, and the fact that it's over email and Morgan takes forever to respond.
 
YOUR MOVE MORGAN

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Morgan_Freeman replied...
Feb. 13, 2013 at 7:17 pm

Black bishop to E7.

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GryffindorThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Feb. 13, 2013 at 11:15 pm

White Rook to H5.

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Feb. 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm

Dramatic Revelation of Breece6's Secret Identity to H4.
 
KING ME -----

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