Read the Qur'an. XD It's only fair if you've read the Bible y'know..
Also I enjoyed reading your post :)
Haha okay, will do. That actually makes me wonder...are there multiple version of the Qur'an? I mean, there are so many different translations of the Bible, but I haven't really heard the same for the Qur'an (then again, where I live, much people try to avoid the subject of Islam :P )
There's 1 Arabic version of the Qur'an (with dialect differences). There're multiple translations.
I recommend reading Muhammad Asad's translation, or Sahih International. Both are online :)