Facebook Activity



Teen Ink on Twitter

Home > Forums > Teen Ink Forums > Personal Opinions > Best Pick-Up Lines?

Teen Ink Forums

Lively discussions with other teens
   
Next thread » « Previous thread

Best Pick-Up Lines?

MissColleen posted this thread...
Aug. 2, 2011 at 8:30 pm

What's the best pick-up line you've ever heard?? haha I think they're so funny

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
FreedomIsMyVirtue replied...
Aug. 2, 2011 at 8:42 pm

*Do you have a twin? Because you're in my heart and you're in my mind.

*If you are a subject, I wish you're difficult. So that when I flunk, I fall to you!


(( I know they're cheesy and they may not be great. They are Pinoy Pick Up lines and I tranlated them to English so sorry ))

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
FreedomIsMyVirtue replied...
Aug. 2, 2011 at 8:45 pm

They're from pinoypickuplines in tumblr. :))
MOre:
*Your dress looks good on you. But we look better together.
*I want to be a policeman. You are MY MOST WANTED.
*Prepare a lifebouy. Because I'll drown you with love. :))

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Acid_Test replied...
Aug. 14, 2011 at 5:00 pm

At the gym.

Man "So, come here often?"

Me "Is that an insult?"

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
WishfulDoerThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Aug. 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? (Hahaha this one is kind of dirty, but I thought it was HILARIOUS.)

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
KrazyGurl replied...
Sept. 30, 2011 at 10:38 am

LMAO!!! funny stuff guys... bt i would tottaly fall for it bc i like funny guys....

bt i've heared this one alot:

man "did it hurt?"

me "what hurted?"

man " when you fell from heaven bc u are a goddess to behold"

me " lol!!! aww so sweet" =) 

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Im-dead-to-myself replied...
Oct. 1, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Are you a spy because I want to take you undercovers

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
the-ampersand replied...
Oct. 1, 2011 at 9:47 pm

nerd pick up lines are the best things ever 0.o like harry potter... "Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away..."

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
LoveKills replied...
Oct. 7, 2011 at 7:39 am

*I lost my teddy bear can I snuggel with you tonight.

*"man sticks out hand" Can you hold this while I go for a walk.

*I don't want to inpress you or anything but...I'm batman.

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Naomi518 replied...
Oct. 7, 2011 at 11:11 am

this one is my favorite! If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Oozeworld replied...
Oct. 7, 2011 at 11:24 am

Last night I made up the worst one ever. Insist repeatedly that you are not a water gun.  Eventually they'll sarcastically ask you to prove it.  At that point, say "Okay.  You just TRY to make me spray out liquid.  I bet you can't."

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Kev-GirlThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Oct. 14, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Lol I've got one, but it's bad! haha lets see if anyone gets it! OKay:  "I'll make dinner if you make breakfast"

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Waffuleez replied...
Oct. 19, 2011 at 6:05 pm

I've got PLENTY of funny ones. I warn you, some are kinda dirty too. Others are just lame lol.

*I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.

*Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

*Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

*I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.

*If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the whole world.

*If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

*Are you lost ma'am? Because Heaven is a very long way from here.

*Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

*How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

*There are 20 angels in the world. 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping, and 1 is standing right in front of me.

*Did the sun come up? Or did you just smile at me?

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
LexiBear replied...
Nov. 4, 2011 at 6:08 pm

did you just fart becaue you blew me away 

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
auswagg replied...
Jan. 13, 2012 at 7:04 pm

I can't take credit for this one but I thought it was one of the best I've heard! "Girl, are you from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin it!" :P

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
xxiWritexxThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Apr. 21, 2012 at 6:05 pm

okay, i have a few dirty-ish ones, but, i'll stick to the clean one:
*by a bathroom* "Hey, wanna get back in that restroom, and not rest ;)*
"Aren't you tired? Cuz, you've been running thru my mind aaaaalll day:)"

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
whiteroseThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Apr. 29, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put u and I together.

(This one's kind of dirty.) "You've been a bad girl, go to my room."

Are you from jamaica, cause you're jamaicain me crazy.

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
niceangel replied...
May 15, 2012 at 3:14 pm

is yr dad a dealer cuz ur dope.

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Bitch A. replied...
May 22, 2012 at 7:23 am

That dress looks good on you, but it'd look better on the floor.  

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread
Sept. 12, 2012 at 11:58 am

He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?
 
They are cheesy. Haha! I would probably slapped the guy, who would try that on me. 

Reply to this Thread Post a new Thread

Launch Teen Ink Chat
Site Feedback