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(Scene is a hospital, with NURSE and a female PATIENT #1 is discussing, NURSE looking over the papers she is carrying while PATIENT #1 is sitting on a chair.)
NURSE: I have good and bad news for you.
PATIENT #1: Oh no, what’s the bad news?
NURSE: You are going to die.
PATIENT: What’s the good news then?
NURSE: We don’t know how long you have left. (PATIENT #1 faints) Well, that was faster than expected.
DOCTOR: How’s the patient?
NURSE: I now diagnose the patient dead after giving her the results.
DOCTOR: Oh well, another one bites the dust.
(PATIENT #1 rises up, scares DOCTOR and NURSE, that the DOCTOR grab a tray and hitting the life out of PATIENT #1.)
NURSE: On second thought, she fainted and now she dead.
(A male PATIENT #2 rushes )
PATIENT #2: Help! Help!
DOCTOR: What’s wrong?
PATIENT #2: What about me, am I going to die?
NURSE: No you’re not.
PATIENT #2: (Sighs happily)
DOCTOR: Actually, you’re pregnant.
PATIENT #2: What?! How is it possible, I am a male.
DOCTOR: You will carry the woman’s child. Did I mention she is pregnant?
NURSE: No you didn’t.
PATIENT #2: I don’t get it.
NURSE: Neither do I.
DOCTOR: We will surgically remove the child from the mother, and the infant will transfer to your insides. Then you will give birth to the child and you will be the parent of the child.
PATIENT #2: Wait, I have a question.
PATIENT #2: Am I the mother or the father of the child?
NURSE: Both, duh!
PATIENT #2: Oh no.
DOCTOR: You are going to be a great mother! Now, let gets this over with before I realize how crazy I am. (DOCTOR and NURSE take PATIENT #2 to a surgical room.)