Soap Opera

April 28, 2018
By WolfWhisperer0911 DIAMOND, Crosby, Texas
WolfWhisperer0911 DIAMOND, Crosby, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"For I command you, be brave and steadfast! For the Lord your God will be with you whenever you go."
-Joshua 1:9

"Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack."- Unknown

"Never moon a werewolf." -Mike Binder


(Scene is a hospital, with NURSE and a female PATIENT #1 is discussing, NURSE looking over the papers she is carrying while PATIENT #1 is sitting on a chair.)

NURSE: I have good and bad news for you.

PATIENT #1: Oh no, what’s the bad news?

NURSE: You are going to die.

PATIENT: What’s the good news then?

NURSE: We don’t know how long you have left. (PATIENT #1 faints) Well, that was faster than expected.

(DOCTOR enters)

DOCTOR: How’s the patient?

NURSE: I now diagnose the patient dead after giving her the results.

DOCTOR: Oh well, another one bites the dust.

(PATIENT #1 rises up, scares DOCTOR and NURSE, that the DOCTOR grab a tray and hitting the life out of PATIENT #1.)

NURSE: On second thought, she fainted and now she dead.

DOCTOR: Oops.

(A male PATIENT #2 rushes )

PATIENT #2: Help! Help!

DOCTOR: What’s wrong?

PATIENT #2: What about me, am I going to die?

NURSE: No you’re not.

PATIENT #2: (Sighs happily)

DOCTOR: Actually, you’re pregnant.

NURSE: What?

PATIENT #2: What?! How is it possible, I am a male.

DOCTOR: You will carry the woman’s child. Did I mention she is pregnant?

NURSE: No you didn’t.

PATIENT #2: I don’t get it.

NURSE: Neither do I.

DOCTOR: We will surgically remove the child from the mother, and the infant will transfer to your insides. Then you will give birth to the child and you will be the parent of the child.

PATIENT #2: Wait, I have a question.

DOCTOR: Yes?

PATIENT #2: Am I the mother or the father of the child?

NURSE: Both, duh!

PATIENT #2: Oh no.

DOCTOR: You are going to be a great mother! Now, let gets this over with before I realize how crazy I am. (DOCTOR and NURSE take PATIENT #2 to a surgical room.)


The author's comments:

A script made when I was in Theater class in the 7th grade.


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on May. 13 at 3:36 pm
WolfWhisperer0911 DIAMOND, Crosby, Texas
58 articles 0 photos 794 comments

Favorite Quote:
"For I command you, be brave and steadfast! For the Lord your God will be with you whenever you go."
-Joshua 1:9

"Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack."- Unknown

"Never moon a werewolf." -Mike Binder

@celia-unicorn No! It was my original idea. Surprising I know, but it's true.

on May. 13 at 11:35 am
Celia Buell SILVER, Skokie, Illinois
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Love it! Was this based on anything?

on May. 12 at 10:11 pm
WolfWhisperer0911 DIAMOND, Crosby, Texas
58 articles 0 photos 794 comments

Favorite Quote:
"For I command you, be brave and steadfast! For the Lord your God will be with you whenever you go."
-Joshua 1:9

"Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack."- Unknown

"Never moon a werewolf." -Mike Binder

@Revolutionary04 Thanks, Rev! It's strange but true!

on May. 12 at 9:00 pm
Revolutionary04 BRONZE, St. Louis, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
When a person dies, a library burns.

This is really funny, Wolf! 7th grade you! HA! This was great! :)

on May. 8 at 12:55 pm
WolfWhisperer0911 DIAMOND, Crosby, Texas
58 articles 0 photos 794 comments

Favorite Quote:
"For I command you, be brave and steadfast! For the Lord your God will be with you whenever you go."
-Joshua 1:9

"Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack."- Unknown

"Never moon a werewolf." -Mike Binder

@Summer_R_Quinn Thanks, Summer! By the way, you might want check on Google Hangout.

on May. 8 at 8:41 am
Summer_R_Quinn PLATINUM, Sioux Falls, South Dakota
20 articles 0 photos 133 comments

Favorite Quote:
If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.
- Native American proverb

Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- Dylan Thomas

This is pretty funny! Ha!




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