DAVY: Voice over: I'm not rich, not even a little bit. Yet here I am starting at Prepton Academy, the richest school on this side of the Mississippi River.
      
        DAVY (walk)
    Well I guess this is my room.
    And you must be my roomate.
        BLAIR (walk)
    Hi I'm Blair!
    Nice to meet you!
        DAVY (walk)
    I'm Davy!
    So are you new to Prepton?
        BLAIR (dance1)
    Nope. Prepton has been my school since the 1st grade.
    It's my home.
    Are you new?
        DAVY(walk)
    Very.
        BLAIR (yoga_tree)
    Well let me tell you about all of the teachers,
    Prof Serena teaches math Prof Danielle teaches writing.
    They're pretty standard teachers.
    Coach Jays is gym and he can be a little hard,
    He's alright though.
    Prof Phillip or Phils is what everyone calls him,
    Has only been here a year but is really strict.
    He teaches science.
        DAVY (nod)
    What about history?
        BLAIR
    Well Prof Shawn teaches that,
    He's really young and has only been here a year,
    And he's really really cute.
    And nice to, he lets us play games in class.
    All the girls have crushes on him,
    And all the guys want him to be their "bro" or whatever.
        DAVY
    Well, I don't think I'm going to worry about developing,
    A crush on Prof Shawn.
        BLAIR (dance2)
    Really?
        DAVY
    Yeah totally and completly.
    I'm not the kind of person who has crushes on teaches.
        BLAIR
    Neither were half the girls in the school,
    Until they met Prof Shawn.
         DAVY (blink)
    Well, I dont know.
        BLAIR
    Okay, whatever.
    It's a beautiful day, lets go outside.
EXT. FOUNTAIN - DAY
        DAVY (running)
    Wow it really is beautiful!
        BLAIR
    Of course it is!

INT. ACADEMIC HALL RED - DAY
        CASSIDY (check_nails)
    Omgosh did she really wear that?
        CARLY (walk)
    Totally and completely.
        ASHLEY
    Ewww
        JENNI (cry_sob)
    Stop.
        ASHLEY (hand_on_hip)
    Hon, we're just totally trying to help.
        CASSIDY (bat_eyelashes)
    Of course take a hint girl!
        JENNI (running)
    Goodbye.
        CARLY
    Jeez.
        CASSIDY
    I know right!
        BLAIR (talk_crossed_arms)
    Don't. Talk. About. Your. Own. Sister. Like. That.
    I. Put. Up. With. You. Last. Year.
    And. The. Year. Before. That.
    Since. The. Second. Grade.
    Not. Anymore. Cassidy.
    If. I. Hear. Or. See. You. Making. Fun.
    Of. ANYBODY. Else. So. God. Help. Me.
    You. Will. Be. In. Pain.
    You. Will. Wish. You. Were. Dead.
        CASSIDY (hand_on_hip)
    Yes, and you would know all about that,
    Don't you Blair?
        DAVY (laughing)
    Yes!
    Listen, I understand that you want,
    To be like Blair, Crapitty, or whatever your name is.
    But as that is no reason to take out your anger with,
    Questionable fashion choices and correcting people
    Who don't really need it.
    I strongly feel the need to get a teacher.
        CARLY (hand_on_hip)
    Sure you will.
        ASHLEY
    But you should know.
        CASSIDY
    Our parents donated a lot of money to this school.
         DAVY
    Excuse me?
        CASSIDY
   No teacher would ever let us get in trouble.
         DAVY (mumble)
    I would know a few.
         ASHLEY
What was that sweetheart?
        DAVY
I would know a few teachers who would get you into trouble.
     CARLY
Right, darling
   CASSIDY
Remember you don't know any teachers at this school.
   CARLY
And they all love us.
    DAVY
I guess you're right. (She's not right.)