A Vegetarian’s Secrets

November 9, 2017
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He smelled like Garlic, but wasn’t he intolerant?
The next day, he smelled like Bacon, but wasn’t he a vegetarian?
The third day, he smelled like fry oil, but wasn’t he on a diet?

The fourth day, in a greasy restaurant off fourth, I saw my husband walking out of the kitchen, pants partially unzipped.

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