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“I think I’m pregnant.” Paul declared.

And the boys started laughing.

“That’s fat, kid. That’s fat.” Jared said to Paul.

“I’m serious.” There was genuine panic in his eyes now. “Yesterday I was a sick pack! How can my belly turn like this in one night? That’s ridiculous. I vomited this morning, too, and I have this craving for Chipotle. I am pregnant.”

The boys looked at him as a crowd might at a heretic.

“Are you serious?” Sean tipped his hat up and adjusted his bangs.

“Dead serious.”

“You’re a boy.”

“Who said I wasn’t?”

He looked incredulous. “Boys don’t get pregnant.”

“I think one might consider this a special case.”

The boys looked totally shocked. “You’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

Strained silence fell at once.

“You’re really pregnant?” Dan asked again.

“Yes.”

“But . . . but.” He shook his head.

The clock ticked, making the atmosphere tenser.

But Paul laughed, thumped his belly and got the pillow out his shirt. “Oh my God! The funniest thing! I’m just kidding!”

All at once the boys wrestled him.



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NoMercy666 said...
Oct. 26, 2012 at 9:58 am:
I can't even...
 
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KnitsandPurls said...
Aug. 21, 2012 at 9:13 am:
Wher in the world did you get the idea for this story? utterly random, but kinda cute.
 
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Dancing101 said...
Mar. 27, 2012 at 7:47 pm:
That is an amazing little story thing haha I loved it! Great job!
 
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ClaireB said...
Mar. 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm:
I honestly thought that was kind of weird, but it was written well
 
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LittleOldMe said...
Mar. 20, 2012 at 10:17 pm:
Oh. Haha. I thought you were serious for a moment there. I have never felt so relieved in my entire life after reading something like this.
 
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kate12345me said...
Jan. 14, 2012 at 3:19 am:
I don't really get this, but it's funny I guess.
 
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mmb77This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Dec. 23, 2011 at 8:31 am:
I like short little funny stories like that
 
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ManekiNeko said...
Dec. 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm:
I totally saw that coming, but that didn't make it any less funny!
 
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CaeCae97 said...
Nov. 9, 2011 at 9:48 pm:
Oh, this was so funny! I thought it was going to be a freaky dream for a minute there.
 
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zadiekatie23 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Sept. 4, 2011 at 3:18 pm:
I love it when written words can make me laugh since it is so rare
 
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HollerGirl26 said...
Sept. 4, 2011 at 9:22 am:
That made me smile.. :)
 
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JoPepperThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Aug. 28, 2011 at 9:57 am:
Oh god that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying!!!!! :D
 
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isagrecia said...
Jul. 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm:
That really funny lol.
 
billgamesh11 replied...
Aug. 13, 2011 at 5:14 pm :
Haha! That was hilarious!!!:):):);)
 
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kyokofirealice1 said...
Jun. 30, 2011 at 10:38 pm:
omg!!! that was so funny!!! now my only question is...did that really happen? or did this senario come from your imagination?
 
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xelawriter97This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm:
haha that's hilarious!!!(i thought it was funny how two of the guys had names from twilight... i don't think that was intentional though... oh well) it was funny anyway :-)
 
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LaShay-Shay said...
May 17, 2011 at 11:10 am:
This is Hilarious!!!! that freaked me out for a second.
 
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Aamna said...
Apr. 25, 2011 at 5:06 pm:
This is hilarious!!! nice work. check out my story: Precarious Pursuit. 
 
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Trulie said...
Apr. 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm:
Uhhh......
 
Jean16Bean replied...
May 17, 2011 at 1:43 pm :
I was so confused! Then I got to the end and got it. It was funny!
 
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