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Stupid Hurts

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Three friends Gerrado, Stevie, and Ty, have been out drinking and partying all evening. They start to get Hungary and wanted to stop some where to eat.

Then they suddenly the noticed a color flash behind them. They all get scared and nervous.

STEVIE- ‘’ OH MAN GERRADO, THE COPS ARE FLASHING AT US.’’

GERRADO- ‘’ DARN IT, THIS IS TWICE THIS WEEK, GOSH I DON’T WANT TO PULL OVER.’’

TY.- ‘’WELL WHAT YOU WAITING FOR YOU DRUNK, PULL OVER.’’

GERRADO- ‘’IF I DO THAT MEANS THAT WE ALL GET BUSTED.’’

STEVIE- ‘’WE?’’ ‘’ YOU’RE THE ONE DRIVING.’’

GERRADO- ‘’ LOOK WE WIL JUST KEEP CRUISEING AND IF SEE IF THEY WILL GO AWAY.’’

TY- ‘’ ARE YOU CRAZY?’’ ‘’GERRADO PULL OVER, OR WE WILL GET IN TROUBLE.’’

STEVIE- ‘’YA MAN, JUST PULL OVER, WE WILL JUST GET A WARNING OR SOMETHING.’’

GERRADO- ‘’ OH ALRIGHT BUT WATCH WE WILL GET BUSTED.’’

THE COPS PULL OVER THEM AT STREET. THE COPS WAS WONDERING WHY THEIR HEAD LIGHTS WERE OFF.

HE APPROACHES THE TRUCK AND SAYS..

COP- CAN I SEE YOU LICENSE AND REGERSTRATION.’’

GERRADO- ‘’ UM HERE YOU GO SIR., WHATTHE PROBLEM?’’

COPS- ‘’ YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE OFF, WHY IS THAT?’’

GERRADO- ‘’ UHH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON, SORRY I’LL TURN THEM ON RIGHT NOW. ( with a nervous look on his face.)

COP- ‘’HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING TONIGHT SIR?’’

GERRADO- ‘’FEW DRINKS HERE AND THERE, BUT NOT A LOT.’’

(The cop took a couple minutes to look over Gerrado’s license.)

COPS- ‘’ OK CAN YOU STEP OUT OF THE TRUCK PLEASE.’’ ( The cop was offended with Gerrado’s behavior.)

GERRADO- ‘’ WHAT FOR I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!’’

TY- ‘’MAN I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPENED.( Ty had a very dull look on him.)

STEVIE- ‘’ DON’T WORRY WERE NOT GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE I HOPE.’’

TY- ‘’ WELL I HOPE SO BECAUSE IM NOT READY TO GO TO JAIL. I HAVEN’T SEEN THE WORLD YET. I WANT KIDS AND A SEXY WIFE AND..

STEVIE- ‘’ SHUT UP TY!, YOUR DRUNK JUST BE CALM.’’

While Stevie was trying to calm Ty down. The cop was talking to Gerrado about his evening. The cop was going to give him a breath test. As he was going to give it to him. The cop got an unexpected call. He was needed help for a drug war battle. So he had to leave. He told Gerrado..

COP- ‘’HEY, I GOT TO GO, SO IM GOING TO LET YOU GO THIS TIME BUT IF I CATCH U AGAIN YOUR GOING TO JAIL.’’

GERRADO-(So happy and surprised) ‘’ ALRIGHT OFFICER THANK YOU.’’ ( While Stevie and Ty in the truck waiting. They had a weird look on their faces.)

TY/STEVIE- ‘’WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?’’

GERRADO- ‘’ KEEP IT DOWN GUYS, WE JUST GOT LUCKY.’’

STEVIE- ‘’NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT, WE DID. LETS GO PARTY NOW!’’

TY- ‘’HA, YEA LETS ROLL, AND LETS GO TO A CRAZY PARTY!’’

(The guys were so happy about let go. They were yelling and screaming in a celebration way. They had the music bumping and they were speeding in 40 limit zone. While they were speeding they past a undercover cop. Speeding at 75 mph. The undercover cop wasted no time and turned his lights on.

STEVIE- ‘’UH NO, GERRADO THE COPS AGAIN, BUT THIS ONE IS UNDERCOVER.’’

GERRADO-’’ OH NO NOT AGAIN!( With a pissed off look on his face)

( Stevie with a mad mumble.)STEVIE- ‘’HERE WE GO AGAIN..’’





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