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(Two teenage girls sitting on lounge chairs sipping something to drink.)
Elina: OMG girl do you see that hot guy over there he is like so cute. I think I’m going to like ya know talk to him.
Lora: whatever he is so last year. Look at him he looks like my old boyfriends… wait that is my boyfriend. Ugh so EW.
Elina: oh you’re right and I was totally hitting on him. Gross. Kinda.
Elina: What your butt don’t what me. God!
Lora: What ever. You’re so immature!
Elina: OMG you are so not talking to me. That’s why your eyeliner doesn’t go with your base color.
Lora: OMG OMG no you’re not talking to me.
Elina: No of course not… Duh I’m talking to you. That’s why I said you.
Lora: You’re confusing yourself.
Elina: What!! OK SO WHAT!
Lora: Immature! Get a life!
(She stands to leave. But bumps into a Goth girl)
Lora: Ewww gross you need a totally need a makeup check.
Goth girl: You need a brain transplant.
Elina: Girl I know she wasn’t talking to you.
Lora: Its not my fault your eyeliner looks like a monkey did it. Your lips match Barney’s skin.
Goth girl: It’s not my fault your brain is an equivalent to a monkey.
Lora: We come from monkeys!!! So that means I’m very smart you don’t know what you’re talking about!
(Goth boy enters)
Goth Boy: What's up ex girl!
Goth girl: This girl is confused:
Elina and Lora: SO IMMATURE!
Goth Girl: Isn’t this girl you’re ex girlfriend.
Goth Boy: Yeah. Too bad there brain isn’t as stable as their bodies.
Elina and Lora: OMG I know he wasn’t talking about me!
Goth Girl: OMG there’s a huge panda bear!
(Elina and Lora scream and Exit)
Goth girl: You need to date better people. Don’t they know that Panda bear live only in China?
Goth Boy: Um maybe I need dating advice
(Elina and Lora enter the look around cautiously and the run to Goth boy)
Elina: Your Hot date me!
(Lora slaps her. And they begin to fight.)
Lora: He’s my boyfriend.
Goth boy: No I’m not.
Lora: you are now.
Goth Boy: Why I didn’t ask to date you.
Lora: You’re going to date me because I’m hot.
Goth Boy: So… I am too.
Goth girl: You’re so self-centered. Plus I’m hotter, and I don’t need help like the rest of ya'll.
Silence as everyone stares at her.
Goth Girl: What? That’s why there’s a wolf spider crawling. On the floor.
Lora screams and exit.
Goth girl: Why didn’t you run?
Elina: I like spiders and plus they don’t live in Pennsylvania.
Goth Boy: wanna go out with me.
Elina: Duh. That’s like asking me what 10+10 it’s obviously 17.
Goth Boy: You’re hot and you’re smart.
Goth girl: Why am I friends with you?
Goth Boy: Cause....
Lora: OMG I saw this really cute guy. He’s my Boyfriend now.
Boyfriend: I'm hot.
Lora: Yes you are.
Goth girl: What is he you little Chihuahua?
Lora: Awwww that’s a cute nickname.
Boyfriend: Wanna see my awesome abs.
Goth girl: At least they have the same IQ. You guys make me not want to date anyone of the opposite sex.
Boyfriend: I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt too sexy….
(Tomboy girl comes in)
Stephanie: Am I the only sane person here!!!
Goth girl: No I’m sane.
(Everyone except Stephanie and Goth Girl leave)
Goth Girl: What's wrong with our world?
Goth Girl: What?
Stephanie: I don’t know just trying to see if you’re still sane. I’m Stephanie.
Goth Girl: I’m Lisa. Our world is full of bubble heads.
Stephanie: Lets shake this from out of memory.
(Hip-hop music turns on and Goth girl and Stephanie begin to dance widely and exit)