The Rich & the Famous
By Jenna S., Versailles, KY
(written in the voice of Johnny Depp)
I get sick of it, man, the whispering, the stares, people who only talk about the money.
And as I walk into this hotel, one of those posh ones where they have hardwood floors instead of the cheap plush carpet with coffee stains and cigarette burns, people stare like I'm some trophy, man.
And I feel their eyes trying to bore into me, to rip me open, spill my brain onto the oak planks, and prod at it, poke at it, see if it moves. The media hounds come, sniffing, leaving a trail of blood and guts that people stare at, fascinated with the horror, the way they stare at a car wreck, and then leave it for someone else to clean up.
And I just grab something, and smash it, man. It's one of those Oriental-style vases; the big ones that stand in the corner, holding bamboo, or something. It feels good, right to smash things.
The people start to back away like I'm someone gone insane, and I'm gripping a piece of that damn vase like a dagger. I grin as the police come, sirens on, lights flashing. I even hold out my hands as some kid comes, dangling the cuffs from shaking fingers. You'd think they'd never arrested a "ce-le-bri-ty" before.
Sitting on one of those cheap benches they bolt against the cinderblock I think, At least I got an empty cell.
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